It is party time and you are looking for some fun and humor. For such events you can spill the magic of Funny New Year quotes and make everyone laugh.You don’t have to always convey the New Year wishes on serious note – little funny moments can surely turn the entire atmosphere into hilarious mood.You can always add these funny New Year quotes with the picture album, scrapbook, gifts and greetings. Here are some really comical sayings for New Year Quotes

funny new year quotes

  • “I made no resolution for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctionin and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.” Anais Nin
  • “New Year resolution to tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more for my time.” James Agate
  • “New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.” Charles lamb
  • “Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.” Judith Crist
  • “I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.” Robert Paul
  • “Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.” Anonymous 
  • “Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.” Oprah Winfrey
  • “Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people.” Jay Leno
  • “It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.”  William Thomas
  • “Ever new year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals?”  Ogden Nash
  • “New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.”  Mark Twain
  • “The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective.”  K. Chesterton